Gnometastic Smoking Gnome Indoor Outdoor Garden Statue, 8.5 Inches

Safety Tested All paints used for Gnometastic Gnomes have been tested to conform with current U.S safety regulations Complies with CA Proposition 65 One Chill Dude He`s not a hippie but our Smoking Gnome is a super relaxed Dude. Recreational or medical - it`s 420 all the time with this little guy! Funny addition to your garden, porch, home or office. He`s sure to make anyone crack a smile! Height: 8.50` inches Tall Diameter: 4.50` inches Wide Weight: 1lb (but don`t tell him he`s fat) Made from Polyresin Weather Resistant - Indoor / Outdoor Gnometastic represents not just humorous lawn ornaments but a lifestyle! Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face AWESOME (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of Novelty! Give in to the Kitsch-y conga dancing in your head! Succumb to your secret anthem of Campy Fun! Be a part of this beautiful movement! Proudly display your Gnometastic - it`s not just a lawn gnome - it`s ART and a way of LIFE! These quirky little guys will make a hilarious addition to any landscape they adorn, outdoors or in: your porch, garden, the kitchen, office (facing your boss`s door), the bathroom (?!) or just about anywhere! If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just posses an offbeat sense of humor, our unique garden gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!) Beer Guzzling Gnome Protest Gnome Double Bird Gnome Make Gnomes great Again Gnome Retired & Loving It Gnome Lady Double Bird Gnome Indoors / Outdoors ? ? ? ? ? ? Weather Resistant ? ? ? ? ? ? Paint Safety Tested ? ? ? ? ? ? Cause Envy from Everyone ? ? ? ? ? ? Relaxed & Happy ? DO I LOOK HAPPY?! DEFINITELY NOT ? ? NOT Today! Really ANGRY Nope ALWAYS DEFINITELY Not Angry.. Energized! Only When His Nap is Disturbed EXTREMELY Peeved Personal Motto `Beer for Everyone!` F*#@K THAT! `F*#@K This` `Make Gnomes Great Again` `Thank You for your Gnome Social Security Contribution` `F*@K You`